Data Plan

[bdot1276]

Who downloads porn when you can stream it...that way you don't have the extra step of deleting it after 5 minutes.

I thought I was the only one!

[kindaskimpy]

You are both complete sickos!

(I knew there was a reason I liked y'all)

[clayjm]

For the record, you will find no porn on my computer. None. Shocking, I know.

But go check the shoe box under his bed...no seriously...go check it

[kindaskimpy]

Actually the one box under my bed has roller skates in it. Anybody want 'em? I'm pretty sure I'm never going to use those ever again.

[clayjm]

Someone actually owns a pair of roller skates? I thought they only sold them to roller rinks to rent out? I hate those things...maybe it's because I've spent most of my free time as a child of 2 and older on ice skates and then adapted to roller blades when they became popular, but I have the hardest time turning in those things...and they wait the foot down so bad...

[kindaskimpy]

They were a gift that was used the very day the person gave me the gift and then never touched again. Poor guy, he had the best intentions but really... me on roller skates? That's about as likely as Paula Abdul singing live.

[clayjm]

That's about as likely as Paula Abdul singing live.

Zing...she dances like an old person works out...while sitting in a chair...Booo

[kindaskimpy]

I just finished watching her performance of her new song on American Idol last night. Has she no shame? The show is about these guys singing... live... and she comes out, does a few moves and lipsynchs (5 seconds late) to her song?

[clayjm]

She's such a has been...what does she even add to the show? "Oh, singing was mediocre, BUT YOU LOOK GREAT!"

[kindaskimpy]

I don't know. I've never actually seen an American Idol episode but I do love when my girl makes fun of her...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NBdJ9r31k